Saturday, November 12, 2005

hootchies-o-three --- let 'em be


Halloween 2005 got nuttier than a miniature Snickers bar, but we did have our moments of pure spontaneous bliss and here is one of them.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Some sort of wine-induced tribute to London Brigdes -- I have no idea!
My stylin' sister went as Tanya, the truckstop waitress (that is Tan-ya not Ton-ya as in Tanya Tucker). I think Madonna copied her latest look from Tanya. Madonna is our twelfth cousin on our maternal grandmother's side (so is Celine Dion) -- no shittin ya! Our Uncle Jack has done extensive genealogical research and came up with those gems.

UGGGGGG is right


Peter was not only hilarious dressed as a girl, but a Eurotrash girl at that. These boots are an obvious knock off of the hideous Ug boots. My sister said it looked like rabbit testicles were hanging off them.
Like I was saying ... some ugly ass boots. Love the shoulder pose though. He definitely got points from the judges for getting into character.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was blond like PPP?



Peter, aka PPP, went as Capri Lillyfoot. Every time I see him in this get up I think of "Kids in the Hall" and especially the rock star character that Bruce McCullough used to play. In this picture I think I love the hairy hands the most.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like thee?


Lindsay, left, went as Tanya. Clare went as herself I believe. She has pictures of my costume that I will have later in the week coming via e-mail. I wanted to go ahead and post what I had.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

shake yo money maker


Something about this crew reminds me of a psychedelic version of the cast of "Nine to Five".

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capri Lillyfoot in the HOUSE! Lindsay and I agreed that this was the only picture of Capri that could have truly passed for a woman (not taking the flat chest into account). In all the other pictures you can see PPP's beard even though he's clean shaven. That testosterone can be a flat out bitch, huh girl?

Free to be PPP as Capri

These are my favorites and the last taken on my camera on Halloween night.

You sexy thang! (you sexy thang)





psycho fun with hit and run


I know it's messed up to stage a car wreck, but it was Halloween and Clare was in rare mode.

looks like a mannequin


Terrifying -- even though I was the one who took it.

freaks come out at night

I even scare myself in this picture (I am the one on the left). It looks like my eyes are painted on my eyelids.

even freakier -- the phantom in negative

The rock zombie emerges from her tomb


Funny thing about the rock zombie, she looks like a combination of Roy's girlfriend from college (and no that is not a compliment, but who cares), Clare's ex-sister in law, Joey Ramone and Johnette Napolitano from Concrete Blonde. I guess there are only a handful of people that would even be able to image those four personas coming together as one, but Clare certainly knew.

The preparation continues


You know Tanya got her degree in cosmetology ... or at least she says she did.

meanwhile, backstage at the KISS concert

Tanya and I are throwing some Gene Simmons-style tude before my inner freakazoid was released for the evening.

Brooks as phantom of the rock opera


This is before the wig came on. The polyester was really making me sweat.

Mink Stole reincarnated

This really reminds me of a still taken from a John Waters movie and specifically his crazy little favorite Mink Stole that started in the nutso freak flicks like "Multiple Maniacs" and moved on with Waters to the more tame and palatable movies like "Hairspray".

Color me bitra

These black and white photos were taken with Clare's camera and they really look like they are from a 1960's B-movie. I had to keep reminding myself that she really wasn't bleeding throughout the night. The red Kool-aid and water did get an eerie effect.

Dr. E-vel

Yes she is doctor now, and it this photo a doctor from the darkside. Her face reminds me of Sissy Spacek in the final scene in "Carrie" when she turns the gym into mayhem all by pure psychic force. Fortunately Clare was not able to channel any of those powers on Halloween night.

Ooooopsth!

























I know Tanya did this one purpose and I am proud. I appreciate art on canvas any old day. You made me proud sister!

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Pull it tight Tanya

Yep, here's the straight jacket. Clare got it when we were in college at a flea market. She looks like one of those plastic birds that dips its beak into water.